Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
i came on her dog
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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