it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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