she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
