I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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