In the future we'll all be gay
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
My dad just said "fuck circus"
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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