I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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