can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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