My brain says no but my pants say off.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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