Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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