The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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