So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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