Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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