We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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