How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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