Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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