It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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