Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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