What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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