ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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