he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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