M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize