so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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