covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
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