Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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