she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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