is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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