Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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