that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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