saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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