For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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