question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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