She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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