you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize