I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize