why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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