Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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