Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
one might say we're banned from that church
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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