noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I forget how to act sober
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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