Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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