If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
you win again, gameday.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Randomize
