That's when you crack a 10am beer
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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