Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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