She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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