Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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