i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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