Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
40s are totally the cure
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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