New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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