Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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