He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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