You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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