I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
