I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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