hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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