It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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