We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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