Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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