it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Do plants get herpes?
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